A person who is legendary as one can be. He is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of Mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. However, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching Chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.
Jeff: Wow, I think I just say a blur run past me
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.
by etRock November 09, 2016
Ethan L is a femboy furry who likes to lick big oily men. He has zero rizz and loves to rub his balls on the backs of men.
Ethan L has zero friends and preys on little children whom he traps in his basement. He loves to lick popsicles and shove them up his ass.
Ethan L has zero friends and preys on little children whom he traps in his basement. He loves to lick popsicles and shove them up his ass.
Hey Ethan L
by ILoveFeat69 July 22, 2023
Best man you'll ever meet in life. So friggin hot. Kindest man in the history of the entire UNIVERSE!!!
Ethan Vo is so friggin hot. Kindest man in history of universe. DA BEST at being the best. Also very friggin hot
by SOME RANDOM GIRL 101 November 07, 2017
by skrtskrteatdirt March 20, 2021
not only will he sweep you off your feet with his personality to die for, he will charm you with his outstanding cuteness. he is super duper fun and east to fall in love with. he can definitely be described as a teddy bear. he is strong enough to protect you and keep you safe, but soft enough to make your heart melt. ethan? if you really want to know the meaning, look up the definition of perfection. bc darling, you are perfect and i fucking love you.
by lilly.s.j January 17, 2015
One of the killers from Scream VI, and god damn he’s fine as fuck. The fact he got no girls in the movie shocks me
Person 1: Oml have you seen Ethan Landry
Person 2: Omfg yes, I wanna kiss him
Person 1: I lost it when he said “no no no no, you sweet dumb thing”
Person 2: ME TOO
Person 2: Omfg yes, I wanna kiss him
Person 1: I lost it when he said “no no no no, you sweet dumb thing”
Person 2: ME TOO
by w1tchy.c0spl4yz May 11, 2023
by abbyswayyycoolerthanu September 05, 2019