Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024

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Eli

A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.

omfg is that my cutie patootie, crushy-poo, whiteboy eli??????

by lucialikesthiswhiteboy January 26, 2025

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Eli thombs

A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat

Eli thombs:hey
Girl: OMG he’s so nonchalant!
Girl 2: I bet he has a BBC
Eli:yh

by Joelgotflykicked73 June 25, 2024

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ELi

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Eli is so Hot👍

by ygvbuhbidjuhnuidfbnvuebngbeubn March 25, 2023

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Eli

ELI : a bottom, a S tier bottom
Just by knowing them you will feel their bottom energy, it truly powerful enough to the point you might think they are a twink from tumblr

"your giving real Eli energy today"
"are you an eli or a twink?"

by thehotlesbo January 20, 2025

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Eli

Eli the kid who loves playing Roblox and eating Jack n the box tacos, in in out or quesadillas Eli is a iPad kid and will try to karate kick you in the nuts while he touches up his cool comb over eli is as short as a Oompa Loompa he should def work for Willy wonky eli is a interesting person u will love being friends with Eli because Eli is Eli he will probably try to flirt with your boyfriend too currently he’s trying to take mines😪

“Omg Eli licked my boyfriends balls”

by Pearl Vasq November 20, 2023

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