suck and duck

while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot
Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”
by QuinoaSalad January 21, 2018
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lame duck

a male who tries to look hot and hooks up with ugly girls, then tries to make other guys jealous with their ugly girls.
look at this lame duck nigga.
you dating that lame duck nigga? (the question is only asked if the girl is not ugly)
by Swyper (Nicklone1) July 28, 2011
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duck ass

Duck Ass is that obnoxious Meg Ryan-esque hair-do that middle aged suburban women get trying to look edgey and young. There are many variations of it but they all involve a fearthery burst of hair at the base of the skull. It is a close relative of the mullet.
Tina came back from vacation with a salon tan and a duck ass hair-do. Why can't she just swallow her pride and age gracefully?+
by Fredo May 20, 2004
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Mud-Duck

A white chick who births multiple interracial babies with men who will never be a father to or pay support for them.
Another Mud-Duck was on Maury looking fo her baby daddy.
by YTWhitegirl August 18, 2011
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duck-pluckin'

Slang intensifier (adjective or adverb) used by truckers and others on the CB radio since at least the 1970s. It means "cotton-pickin'" or even "motherfuckin'." It was coined because government rules at the time forbade the use of curse words over the public airwaves. Today it's rather dated and hokey.
"Them smokies really be busy today -- that be fo' duck-pluckin', pea-pickin' sho'!" i.e. the police are giving out a lot of tickets today on the highway, no doubt about it!
by Zanton December 13, 2009
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feeding the ducks

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.
Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"
by Galuscio June 29, 2011
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Donald Duck

Comic character invented by Walt Disney.
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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