dickless wonder

a "man" who thinks that treatin' girlz like shit is the way of life!! (similar to an asshole) he is called a dickless wonder 'cause although he may have one, he doesnt act like it.

Mike is a dickless wonder, you deserve better.

by B*_*V_* April 18, 2008

dinkletong

A dinkletong is what you pick up someone's sausage with.

I'll pick up your sausage with my dinkletong.

by Noah C. Major January 17, 2008

Dingle

noun; a person who is a loser
lame
swaggless
turtle looking boy

JERIMAH DINGLE DAMN YOU SO SWAGGLESS

by KIddo10708 June 1, 2009

Dinklepiss

1) A ignorant retarded jackass who believes he can get any girl he wants, even we shes the finest girl in the grade above him.

2) One with little or no balls.

Damn, Chase is bein a real dinklepiss today.

by Master sexy October 17, 2008

dickless binman

Useless, Slacker, Lazy, Letch

1) If Dickless Binman could have gotten his work done reasonably on time, we would all be going home.

2) A Dickless Binman is always into your stash promising to pay tomorrow.

3) A Dickless Binman is NEVER late for himself.

by JCWILSON July 1, 2008

Dicklewickeling

Dipping a dick into candle wax as a sexual pleasuring technique.

She was dicklewickeling me all night!!

by Dominique's Dominatrix April 9, 2010

dingleberry

1. (n) A bit of poo that gets caught on your butt hairs.
2. (v) To continue talking about a subject that nobody is listening to.
3. (n) Chicken and Brown Rice soup from Arlequin Bakery in San Francisco.

1. I had the worst dingleberry yesterday, but it crusted over so fast!
2. Quit your dingleberryin' Willis! Nobody listenin'!
3. Don't waste your hard earned cash on dingleberry in Hayes Valley.

by buttman124 February 21, 2011