EB Depression

The feeling you have when you eat too much delicious Eagles Boys pizza.

Person A: "Oh ma gut hurts, tooo much pizza."

Person B: "Oh snap bitch, that's the Eb depression."

by Will_Willski June 25, 2009

Violent depressed

A state of mental confusion and mood swings between feeling hopeless and miserable about a difficult situation (work, school, etc.) and fury about the same situation. In the depressed state, a person won't do anything about their situation, and just complain. They will also often blame themselves (for not being able to do anything about it).In the violent state, the person will be angry about what's happening, will often be physically violent and mentally irritable, and is likely to blame others (because they believe another person is the cause). These aren't completely different, only different ways a person with mental instability reacts to feelings of helplessness.

X: (crying) I have so much stress from work and I don't know what to do about it. I'm so useless. I can't do anything to change this.
Y: you're not worthless, it's just that you blame yourself for everything.

(3 minutes later)

X: (yelling) it's all my f***ing boss's fault. He gives too much work and the selfish ba****d doesn't give a s**t about his employees. I wanna kill that mutha f**ka.
Y: I'm sure it's not that bad. You need to calm down and stop being so |violent depressed|
X: don't you tell me to calm down. Shut the f**k up and leave me the hell alone or I'll beat the f***ing s**t out your a**.
Y: (leaves)
X: (slams the door behind person Y and then kicks a hole through the door)

by Darksoul538635375935 December 31, 2016

depression spell

An untriggered and unwanted feeling of sadness that lasts longer than you would like it to.

Shit man, I think I'm having a depression spell.

by anonymousrandomoid July 1, 2016

depressed boy

a boy who is depressed and simply deserves nothing by despair. often is named mooch ella

that is a depressed boy.

by poopythedog September 11, 2020

UB Depression

UB Depression is the felling you get when Urban Dictionary keeps not accepting your meme definitions

I have crippiling UB Depression
BLAKE HAS A GUN SHOULD'VE BEEN ACCEPTED

by School Shootie March 8, 2017

seasonal depression

When you have finished watching the last available season of your favorite binge-watch.

I just got done watching Season 3 of OITNB and am suffering from seasonal depression.

by aim.e.done July 2, 2015

Analy Depressed

Analy Depressed:When you repeatably slice the bottom of you but with a blade.

Chase: Bobby why are you standing.
Bobby:i am to analy depressed to sit.

by 420=Analy Depressed October 13, 2010