dad brand

A brand of clothing that your dad would wear. Not any reference to the quality or price, but the image that a particular brand gives off. Not something a guy under the age of 25-30 would prefer to wear. Examples: Orvis, Eddie Bauer, Wrangler's, Greg Norman, Walter Hagen, Tommy Bahama, etc.

Guy 1: Hey bro, let's stop by the Orvis store.

Guy 2: Nah man, that's such a dad brand. I'll meet you at H&M.

by HonestA January 7, 2015

Dad vag

A dad that is just a big ass hole

Ugh my dad is such a dad vag

by Grandma July 20, 2016

dad swag

Middle age father who has trendy glasses, Eddie Bauer vest, styling hair and smells good

This older guy is so cute, he has dad swag.

by Dad swag January 20, 2017

Dad niggas

A big nigga or can be a average nigga who makes gay dad jokes because he hates his family. They are most likely niggas who are dads

normal nigga : see that dad nigga over there

Fat nigga : ya he looks like such a fucking nigga who is a dad. Goddammit dad niggas

by OnPoint_Dude_ February 19, 2019

Dad Battler (FNF)

A Dad Battler is a person who competitively plays Dad Battle on Friday Night Funkin' or Roblox FNF.

Hey bro I'm a Dad Battler (FNF).

by Daddy Dearest (FNF) April 27, 2021

Dad joke

Dad jokes are cheesy jokes that are stereotypically jokes parents say.

Child: Hey Dad, I'm hungry!

Father: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Child: That's the worst and most overused dad joke.

by Pastell Pastrii May 7, 2021

Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009