Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

by gina8124 July 03, 2007

pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it

person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!

by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017

Cracker smacker

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid

Boutta go full cracker smacker on joe Biden

by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022

Cracker Eyes

when you think a girl with no ass looks great

that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes

by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011

John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

by Kev9876 March 31, 2010

Cracker Party

When a group of men form a circle jerk, and finish off on crackers. The last guy to finish has to eat the crackers.

Man that party sounds worse than a sausage fest... It's gonna be a cracker party!.

by Hughe Jass August 21, 2018

Cracker Soup

1. A jacuzzi full of white people.
2. When you are at a pool party, and you are the only black/latino/asian/etc. person there.

Chick: How was the pool party?
Dude: It was okay, but mostly it was cracker soup.

by Not Your Mamas Pancakes June 04, 2015