A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.
by Kev9876 March 31, 2010
Get the John Crackermug. Person 1:
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”
Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”
Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”
by Cocoa Baton March 26, 2018
Get the Cracker jackermug. by Caz aka cash June 17, 2011
Get the crackerless crackermug. by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011
Get the Cracker Eyesmug. a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
by gina8124 August 2, 2007
Get the Cracker Snackmug. by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022
Get the Cracker smackermug. When a group of men form a circle jerk, and finish off on crackers. The last guy to finish has to eat the crackers.
by Hughe Jass August 20, 2018
Get the Cracker Partymug.