Count Sacula

The vampire ball sack. A direct result of Dracula being a homosexual.

Dude did you see Count Sacula at the Jackpot today?

by Deld321 October 26, 2011

Counter-Strike

1. The best online FPS EVER.
2. A hive of n00bs, 1337 and all that's in between.
3. A hive of n00bs.
4. A hive of 1337 faggots.
5. A good place to laugh your life away.

1. Play it and see.
2. See above.
3. See above.
4. See sbove.
5. See above. It's even better if you're high.

by Psydon September 14, 2004

counter strike

This game was cool when it was underground. From BETA 2.5-7.0 it owned. Now, that it is "cool" it sucks.

Timmy played counterstrike because nobody knew about it. Then Todd, Jim, Wendy, and Bill started playing and Timmy got mad, so he popped the others melons' with his AWP.

by osiris679 March 19, 2003

Counter-top

A name given to men that fuck their girlfriends in the kitchen area. (Preferable the counter-tops)

Yo counter-top, how was brunch with Pam?

by Bumpy Pickle June 13, 2007

Geiger Counter

Telling your friends you're on your way but showing up an hour later.

I'm so starving where is Joey Buttafuoco? I dunno he said he was on his way. He must be operating on Geiger Counter time.

by EROYAL December 31, 2011

to make it count

Short for 'to make it count in the bedroom', another way of saying your spouse/significant other is good in bed.

I don't care what anyone else says.... Hayato Kanzaki looks like he makes it count.

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

count chocula

When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)

I went down on you and now I'm count chocula, a-ha

by the count97555 July 8, 2011