Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.

Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.

by Catgar February 9, 2022

coochie clam

a coochie with a very thigth grip

damn bro she's got a fucking coochie clam

by bloodworkbarf July 23, 2022

Coochie mom

A woman who gives you the most satisfaction sexually. (Lesbians)

“That’s My Coochie Mom”

by RealAl April 27, 2022

Coochie Queen

A nasty ass drippy Krispy Kreme hoe

She is a coochie queen, I saw her with Blake today and Joe the night before!

by Sydface101 February 3, 2021

coochie juice

a concoction of all things that keep *down there* smelling and tasting good.
equal parts cranberry, pineapple and apple Juice (all unsweetened) with some ice.

Jake just invited me over, time for some of that coochie juice!!

by inurmom.com October 26, 2022

blue collar coochie

a term coined to describe unkempt lady-parts as a result of work-life circumstances. unkempt being untrimmed or without pampering. a woman can still be healthy and hygienic while having a case of b.c.c. but let it be understood that she only has it because she doesn’t have enough time for extra self care due to work, school, etc.

(originally heard in a tiktok video by)

“Hey you excited for your date tonight?”

“Girl I’m having a bad case of blue collar coochie... I just worked double overtime, I guess I won’t be going home with anyone...”

by st_adoreu November 30, 2020

Coochie Combo

A nude taken from a top angle including both boob and coochie

Person 1: I asked her to send a nude and she sent a coochie combo
Person 2: Wow pussy and tit she must really like you

by Aa_Mm_Cc_ November 28, 2023