checking the wall

Checking the state of affairs.

I am just checking the wall.

by ianthebarman June 19, 2017

Check Rock

Putting someone/something in their place; beating someone/something up

Will Smith didn't like what Chris was saying, so he made him check rock.

by SlugDealer August 16, 2022

poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.

Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.

by krupcakes July 22, 2012

rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.

Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.

by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022

Jock Check

Most Sports players would know what this is.

It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.

Tommy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches johns balls*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*

by Timmy John james March 16, 2020

tuck check

The act of looking directly at a woman's crotch to try to determine whether or not she has a penis. Typically performed by cisgender people when they begin to clock a mostly passing trans woman, but are still slightly confused and unsure.

Jessica acted totally normal until she heard my voice for the first time, after which she tuck checked me and thought that I wouldn't notice.

by Anonymous23672367 February 3, 2023

Saturn Check

The act of opening your car door and hitting the car parked next to you with it. Saturn cars were built with dent resistant doors due to the fact that they are made of mostly plastic.

"He was parked like an asshole, almost taking up two parking spaces, so when I got out of my car, I Saturn Checked him."

by McSnackerson December 20, 2012