apostate cancer

You are in full apostasy in the church and it’s terminal.

I’ve got full on apostate cancer; there’s no turning back.

by Screaming Old Man January 14, 2023

cancer

1: n. A disease that is caused when a cell reaches the end of its lifecycle, but refuses to die, cutting off it's connection with the rest of the body acting on its own, multiplying into even more cells that refuse to die, causing the body to try to fight the 'zombie' cells, which is always a vary uphill battle even with treatments.

2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.

1: I'm sorry little Jonny, you have cancer.

2: That meme you showed me was pure cancer.

by DeathDragon99a March 12, 2017

cancer

A Term used by WR- players to describe the build of an Spectre (4 weapon slots) with 4 Shocktrain's (Noobtrains)

player 1: Ah today there were again so many spectres with shocktrains.
player 2: Yeah they are true cancer

by Mähar July 13, 2018

cancer

how your dad died

your dad had cancer

by Ifufkfidkee December 3, 2019

hood cancer

Slang for AIDS/HIV

I’m gonna die anyways, my boyfriend gave me hood cancer.

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Cancer

A slang word for Jake paul

My mate Jon just got Cancer hope he's good

by Sikeovateas December 3, 2021

Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.

Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"

by Cancerking November 21, 2021