Canadian First Base

Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.

"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."

by Bahbarqer Sanchéz August 9, 2016

canadian argument

A hockey fight.

"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."

by EasedMage November 11, 2016

canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

Dude, she screamed when I tried the Canadian Submarine.

by D Kep November 25, 2016

canadian snowball

Where a girl/boy has mash potatos in her/his mouth and then gives a blowjob

Guy 1: how did it go with that girl last night
Guy 2: it was great she gave me a canadian snowball

by The jolly wanker December 1, 2016

Canadian Railway

A sex act involving Canada's favorite elixir, maple syrup. One participant squirts maple syrup into their anus; then, that parson pushes the syrup out of their anus into the anus of another participant. Although originally intended for two participants, it could, in theory, go on infinitely.

"Did ya hear about those hosers making a mess at the Motel 6?"
"Oh yeah, you betcha. The were riding the Canadian Railway."

by ThiccDaveCave April 22, 2017

canadian pipeline

The canadian pipeline is the act of inserting a straw into ones anus and then putting the other side of the straw into someones elses anus and then you proceed to fart and the gases will then travel into the others persons anus

"Hey bob want to canadian pipeline"
"no jimmy unless dad can join"
"Ok bob We will need the free way straw"
"Get a wide straw, i like the sensation it gives""
"ok jimmy i love uou"

by Angrynigel April 27, 2017

Canadian Cum Carnival

A Canadian Cum Carnival is when a house is filled with Canadian men and only 1 woman. It only really becomes a Cum Carnival when the as many the men as possible creampie the woman and give her a bukkake party.

Last Canada Day me and the boys cracked a cold one at Jeff's house. It was very packed. We soon realized that there was a full house with only one female there, lets just say that it quickly became one Canadian Cum Carnival!

by LongWongBinLaden July 2, 2017