Crying-tologist
Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:
Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.
Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
Noun
crying-tologist (plural crying-tologists) Here’s a definition for your newly coined term:
Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.
Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
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by nanashom March 11, 2025
Get the Let’s viral this one ARMY who says BTS fake cry!! Like omg she hot and it is always sexy Jungkook. Mum don’t care about you, gentlemen.mug. 
1. Hey Tom, I was fucking your girlfriend last night and accidentally pumped one into her cry box. She was really pissed.
2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!
2. Look at the cry box on that furry little fucker!
by John long rod van damn July 4, 2021
Get the cry boxmug. 1. Main chrecter clone deaths in SWCW
2. Last level of halo reach
3. Anakin and Obi Wan on mustafar
4. Animal deaths...
2. Last level of halo reach
3. Anakin and Obi Wan on mustafar
4. Animal deaths...
Girls: I can't belive he didnt cry while watching titanic,
Men: *Watches Fives die and crys*
Thats When men cry
Men: *Watches Fives die and crys*
Thats When men cry
by Pigeon_God April 27, 2022
Get the When men crymug. by undercookedpizaa May 1, 2025
Get the die-crymug. A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)
These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,
Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"
A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"
(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
by BlitzBerries July 27, 2023
Get the Cry Cultistmug.