cheese nips 

When a red haired person has hair around their nipples.

Mark Ritchie has some nice cheese nips.

cheese nips by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006

cheese covered bongload

An unatainable combo of two things, used to describe something great.

If i could fly like superman and be invisable, that would be amazing like a cheese covered bongload

cheese covered bongload by Bonebreak May 11, 2008

Cheese Titts 

A name to call a woman when trying to get her attention and the bitch isn't listening.

Used by Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene at Renee Zellweger

Hold on there cheese titts, did I miss something?

Cheese Titts by Bad Town Wreckords April 17, 2011

cheese cunt 

When a girl's panties are soaked in cum and oozes out like melted cheese

Man my girl had cheese cunt before I even touched her.

cheese cunt by Ashley DICKerson October 23, 2013

cheese and rice 

for those people unfortunate enough to go to a religious school where you can't use the lord's name in vain, this sounds exactly the same.

(shit happens)
"cheese and rice!"

cheese and rice by amelia ann May 1, 2009

cheese wheel

Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode

Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants

cheese wheel by JeffZhang May 17, 2005

Cheese Its 

Cheese Its are a rare, priceless substance found only in red rectangular containers labeled "Get Your Own Box". Leading anthropologists believe this to be some kind of a warning of a curse or rather, a message saying that it's the property of someone else.
They are very tasty.

Friend: Hey can I have some of those Cheese its?
Me: No get your own damn box!

Cheese Its by Harpo Hugho Hageman November 5, 2006