Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.

Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.

by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012

Bum rubbing

When you invert your ass cheeks into another's crack and start rubbing back and forth, making clapping sounds

Me Murray's ass cheeks clap when we are bum rubbing

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021

Bum shadow

The area beneath the bottom cheeks left white by a tanning machine due to the posture adopted by the sitter.

Look at that micro-bikini over there!" "Yes. Its so small you can see the bum shadow.

by aureliozen June 27, 2010

Bum Milk

The act of drinking seamen out of a womans asshole after a man has ejaculated all of his goods into her.

Dayum gurllll! I just tasted the greatest bum milk from my lover Laquonda, I guess you can say I'm a lesbian and a fool for bum milk!

by Especially May 6, 2011

Bum-Booty

An insult for someone who is giving bum-booty behavior

"You Bum-Booty", said Dameer.

by vntecorez February 1, 2023

Hummus bum

Hummus bum is a description of a female from Toronto with a massive Butt with many cellulite marks but is still pleasing to the eyes.

Shorty over there has mad hummus bum in those leggings

by Koolkid8696 September 4, 2023

Bum-comfortable

For men or women: When going out in public and not wanting to dress appropriately due to desiring comfort over style and not caring what anyone thinks -- dressing down in one's at-home comfy clothes. Not shaving, etc. Looking like you just woke up, a bum.

Hey, let's go out tonight? Ok! But I'm dressing Bum-comfortable, like it or not!

by Brandon Brando August 29, 2011