bagel

A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.

Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022

Baeley

When you think of the word Baeley you may be confused but don't be frightened I will explain. Baeley is the person who makes you laugh no matter what, they are the definition of serotonin and never fail to put a smile on your face. Yeah they may be a little stupid but isn't everyone?

Hey Hailey your my baeley!!!

by lovetaylorswift1727 January 10, 2022

Bagel

A seagull that flies over a bay

Bro, look at the huge bagel!

by Exam ,m ndxd January 10, 2022

Bagel

Bagel means a small chode (dick), it is used as an excuse when one of the homies sends a dick pic by accident.

‘What was that’
‘Dude it was just a picture of a bagel’

by Blagblog January 11, 2022

Bagel

American donut

That's a bagel

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

by Jimmy frank February 3, 2022

BagelBrain

When BrodeucesTotalEntertanment (BrodeucesTE) dies and\or gets scared he yells YOU MUFFINHEADZ and\or YOU BAGELBRAINS!

That BAGELBRAIN KILLED ME!

by BTE IS BEST December 8, 2021