Anus

A way to call your father.

An insult mainly to people who are an anus.
Can also be a name.
Dad, you are an Anus.
Anus!
I would like two cheese pizza Anus.
by Son of an Anus August 30, 2022
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Star-anus

When you twist 3 penises into a Nordic braid for efficient and imminent insertion.
It took all three of the boys to give Jill a proper star-anus.
John, Larry and Dave played scissors paper rock to see who got middle row in the Star-anus.
by D-W-J July 13, 2025
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flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus
Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.
by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 27, 2022
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Anus-Art

The nonsense of randomly drawn faces, love notes, and genitals in middle school bathroom stalls.
Dude there are numerous peices of anus-art in the bathroom; even though the year has just started!
by I Find Fart Jokes Funny September 24, 2016
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Anu

a cute girl who is intelligent, kind, and always willing to put others before themselves, just a lil crazy tho (she's a keeper, you won't find another like her)
Anu? Oh, she my lil boo thang!
by oye anna hazare November 21, 2021
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Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019
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anus

my pooter, anushole. maybe very saggy depending on e owner if the anus/pooter
it's is important to keep your anushole/anus/pooter clean to help prevent nasty infections and AIDS. you must listen to your anus all the time, it is wise. dirty anus.
i ruptured my anus lastnight and its it's rather sore today.
i think i have AIDS from not wiping my anus correctly🤕
by molly&maddis dildo farm December 9, 2016
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