f*cking anus crime

when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime

come on man , damn , f*cking anus crime!

by mario sith January 17, 2024

thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019

Anus Beef

The beefy mush that comes from your anus. Anus beef often has a strong musk. Some anus beef is very potent, while others may only have a slight beefy taste.

Hey man, take a whiff of that anus beef!

by OhMyGodPleaseHelp November 29, 2020

anus

Anus is the best person ever. they will always discard you poop. they will never leave you. they mostly hangout with rectums and toilets seats.

What is the scientific term for a butt hole? Anus.

by charlie the puppy!!! January 14, 2021

Anu

The most calm person ever to exist! She will listen to you when the world has earmuffs on. She's caring and mother like. When people are mostly depressed they come to Anu to seek peace. If you're impatient she knows how to fix you!

You need help? Ask Anu...you wanna learn about that thing you don't even remember at all ...ask Anu bruhh she knows it and has it glued to her memory!

Oh you need advice on this? Here, talk to Anu!

by Someoneydk🤑 November 24, 2021

anus

a place where black guys like putting their dicks and like licking too

damnnnnn that white hot ticq bitch must have a nice anus

by thick penis in anis June 16, 2019

East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.

The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.

by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025