Loser Lock

A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.

I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.

by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss February 2, 2012

loser

a person who uses over used jokes and is late on trends and is a womb sniffer

they are aliens

loser :”who asked you sus female women lady girl vagina”

female human:“you are a loser”

by emmy…..ou July 5, 2022

Loser

Ameerah and Layla.

*Cannot be used, in this context, by anyone besides Ghaseenah* "Loser."

by John Cena's small toe May 27, 2021

loser girlfriend

a gf who has attachment issues, abandonment issues, constantly needs reassurance, obsessed with their partner, literally never leaves their house, rots in bed, incapable of being independent, cries ab little things, says sorry for everything, has little to no friends, always overstimulated, etc.

i feel bad that he has a loser girlfriend, must be draining.

by ars3n1c February 3, 2024

Dickless Loser

Someone who spouts bullshit and randomly says goofy shit all the time. Mostly likely a virgin for life that looks like dollar tree McLovin.

Movienerd is a dickless loser!

by MovienerdIsAnIdiot March 28, 2025

Loser

It’s a nerd/idiot that has never felt the touch of any female except for their mother.

Chad: Hahaha you fucking loser
Nerd:’crying’

by TheHighscoolBully January 16, 2021

Loser

Dean

Dean is a loser

by Thisiscorret I’m not sor April 1, 2020