by includeme December 4, 2011
Get the wife-beater daymug. Cryptomanran: Tons of people will make wife changing money in this next Altcoin cycle!... so much money that your wife changes and starts being really nice to you!
by Crypto_Girl December 22, 2021
Get the Wife changing moneymug. The result of wearing a tank top out in the sun on the first really nice day of Spring. When you remove the shirt, it still looks like you are wearing a pasty white wife beater tank top.
by Otterbein Jon May 24, 2010
Get the Nature's Wife Beatermug. Madison Mccann. She goes by Madi for short. She loves her husband Tom and thinks he’s litterally the hottest person ever. She loves all his movies, or marvel movies in general and knows everything about them. Don’t you wish you were Madi Mccann, Tom Holland’s Wife?
by edenmae February 28, 2019
Get the Tom Holland’s Wifemug. The wonderful elusive beauty I have been fated to love forever regardless of the pain and torture my heart must endure.
Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think.
Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.
Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.
Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.
Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.
by mr.squanky December 8, 2011
Get the Sarah My Wifemug. The women who used to be married to the guy you are sleeping with. A trainwreck--- who wears to much makeup, is overweight and can't snag a man.
"Who's that chubby chick hanging on your man"?
Oh, ---- its his xoxo x wife, even though they've been divorced 10 years she just can't let go"
Oh, ---- its his xoxo x wife, even though they've been divorced 10 years she just can't let go"
by voodoomutt February 10, 2012
Get the xoxo x wifemug. the best person on this earth, someone you would want in your life 🥺☝🏼 and if she’s not your a loser🤣(bad one)
by thismightbejae June 2, 2021
Get the jaeden martells wifemug.