Whale watcher

Stupid lying son of bitch fucking shit head. his eye is brown.

He dont know shit about any funking things.

by Whale watcher September 4, 2003

Whale tail

The act of fucking a girl so hard, from any position, so long as the balls smack the female to the point that there is an unmistake, audible, and loud skin on skin popping sound resembling the sound of a breaching whale's tail smacking the water.

"Dude, I completely whale tailed that girl from the bar last night"

by buns3 August 23, 2009

Killer Whale

The act of deliberately pulling down your shorts and taking a shit while swimming in the ocean. Bonus points for wearing black trunks, and pointing your pale ass out over the water while shitting.

I heard that the killer whale shows its face when a person eats pastrami chili cheese fries and goes out surfing...

by Thumpdon August 4, 2016

whale tail

A camel toe for guys.

That guy is sporting a huge whale tail

by nessafox October 5, 2009

uni-whale

a male pervert who enjoys starring at chicks in a nasty and perverted way. The origin of the name is from the Latin word "sperm whale". Later in history, the "uni-" was added to represent the word "unicorn" - an animal with a very large horn on his head (a horny horse). Thus the word "uni-whale" was born.

"Did you see the way he was looking at her? That guy is such a uni-whale!"

by totally@123stupid February 6, 2010

whale vagina

there are many definitions for such a word,
mostly refering to someone as homosexual or stupid.

1. dude you are such a whale vag.

2. ughh. i look like such a whale vagina!

by meggorine August 7, 2008

Whale Fortress

The home or lair of an extremely obese person. Usually stocked to the roof with sweets and fattening foods.

"Dude, Jessica's house is such a whale fortress."

by MonoZebra August 20, 2011