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So twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
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Twisted

Confussed, Mistaken
by Urrbanjoe1 December 18, 2016
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Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.
Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.
by Jigger99 November 16, 2011
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Twisting One Off

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.
by EldonTKD August 9, 2021
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Four and twist

The act of digitally penetrating the vagina with 4 fingers in a vertical arrangement, and after achieving depth, sharply rotating to a horizontal direction.
The four and twist is a precursor to fisting.
by Myonlypatent July 24, 2022
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Meat Twist

The act of getting your meat retwisted
Yooo I just got a Meat Twist yesterday
by XFlexFiendX June 20, 2024
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twisty twist

When your friends on discord post gifs while your having a conversation.
Steve: yeh i finished the assignment did you?
Friend group: *spams gifs*
One of the friends: you just got the twisty twist
by Stevee--n October 7, 2022
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