Dubson’s Third Law

When your partner poops into a diaper and you take their feces and shove it up your own asshole and poop it back out

“Babe, what are you tryna do tonight?”

“I’m tryna teach you Dubson’s Third Law..”

by dfinkel January 7, 2026

Third Pillow

Used to describe someone with a soft body that their partner likes to hug.

"Nuzzling up to them in the morning felt like I was laying on a third pillow."

by CamelManGuy January 14, 2026

Third lot

A legendary place where a nigga got stomped out at

Aye y’all heard bout them third lot boys they stepping

by Luhsmakka November 22, 2021

third teenz

the realest best underrated artist o.a.t.

truly the goat

“have you heard of third teenz ?”
“who?”
*f*cks ur dad*

by 3seven3 November 23, 2021

Third Gender

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Third Gender

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.

"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025