dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.

Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.

by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015

cunt dragon

When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.

Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon

by gizmorpheus December 20, 2014

Dragon Sex

Dragon Sex is the toughest most vigorous sex that a human can have, likely ending with someone in tears.

chad 1: cant wait to have some nice dragon sex with stacy.

chad 2: idk man, didnt you cry a bunch last time?

by RealSquidDude December 10, 2019

dragon cat

An animal in the hood on or around dark ass road. This cat makes a mean meow or growl aounds like a roar from a ligerpotomous. And you are high on meth smoking a cigarette outside and you don't know why this potental dragon sized bobcat is coming your way. But most likely you've just been up a few days and your paranoid and trippin.

Him: Holy fuck dude that mf sounds crazy

Her: what is it david

Him: krysta are you serious ita a fuckin dragon cat i need to make sure i can out run you bc that bitch sounds mad.

by David "Dee Wopo" the shoota January 16, 2020

Dragon King

Usually the crack head who has consumed, produced or purchased the most amount of dragon glass at any given time out of all fellow participating dragons, the Dragon King title can easily be passed around many times in a single sitting

Let the Dragon King go first it is his dragon glass

by Oh My Odgay December 11, 2019

Weed Dragon

Someone whose breathe reeks of weed. Every time they speak all you can think of is a dragon breathing fire. But it’s weed fire. It stanks.

“Have you smelled Greg’s breathe?”
“Yeah, the guys an absolute Weed Dragon”

by KennethGaming June 24, 2020

Clever Dragon

Speaking for the players in the game Destiny, many likely view this gun to be the most OP (overpowered), cancer and unbalanced gun to ever be put in Destiny aside from Grasp of Malok and other such guns that have been nerfed. For those who own and abuse a god roll clever dragon (such as myself) it is a gift from God but, for our poor victims it is the harbinger of death.
This gun is a fast firing pulse rifle that can kill enemy players in less than a second (.7 sec I believe).
Note: For those who are not Destiny players (why are you here?) a god roll gun has certain perks that increase the abilities of a gun to make it amazing and godly.
Note II: To nerf is basically to update a gun to not be as good or overpowered.

Brother raging at 1 in the morning on a school night: "This guy with his badly rollled Clever Dragon mapped me! He doesn't have a single stability or range perk! How is this possible?"
Random lucky noob playing Iron Banner for the first time: "I got some gun called the Clever Dragon. Is this good? I should probably discard it." *Equips the gun and friends die due to it being a god roll*

by SomeOnlineScrub January 19, 2017