mike moiczek

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle

the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek

by mech1981 June 25, 2017

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Mike Gauthier

(n.)- An extremely attractive boy but unattractive to other girls. He's the drummer in a band called Water Vein that isn't too bad, you should check them out. He speaks mostly of mudkips and his band. He's so cute.

Did you see Mike Gauthier drummin' it up at his show on Sunday?

by haiicharlez February 21, 2009

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Mike Battista

The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)

"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"

"Thats Mike Battista!"

by GRAW June 15, 2009

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MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.

Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog

by The Real Mike Jason May 02, 2019

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Mike Pence

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him

"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"

by kornguy109 November 04, 2020

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