When

When someone says “when” to something you say but is totally irrelevant

A: “ she’s pretty”
B: “when?”
A: “what?”
B: “when did I fucking ask”

by JohnnyMate December 27, 2019

Since When-

A person that questions your sexuality just to feel better about themselves and also use their own sexuality as a personality trait

-“Oh hey btw I’m bi, just thought I’d let u know since I know ur also bi and I feel like I can trust u with that”
-“Wh- since when-“

by Helpmypussysgonecrazy December 3, 2020

Go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.

A phrase used to respond to someone posting a gym pic, talking about the gym, or otherwise talking about any activity relating to getting jacked or preparing for battles of any sort.

Chase: “aye bruh, me and the boys hit the gym and the shooting range yesterday.”
Sarah: “go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.”

by Thattallgirl October 2, 2022

When you call me at 3 in the morning

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I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

by Your lebron glazer lebron baby July 25, 2023

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020