A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.
by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021
Get the lewis milesmug. Miles is that guy that everyone wants as a boyfriend. Hes sooo FIT and has an amazing body. Most girls don't have the courage to admit that to him though. Miles is very intelligent and has an amazing sense of humor. Hes not afraid to tell a girl how beautiful they are and he is very strong. He can be quite sensitive on the inside but hides his true emotions on the outside because hes scared of people judging him. Hes one of the nicest guys you will ever meet and is very good in bed with his 7 inch cock.
Girl 1-"Omg whos that boy hes sooo fit"
Girl 2-"Oh thats Miles hes the fittest boy in the school"
Girl 3-"Hes so funny as well! Omg i just wish i could f*** him right now."
Girl 4-"I know right, i just want to ride that massive cock"
Girl 2-"Oh thats Miles hes the fittest boy in the school"
Girl 3-"Hes so funny as well! Omg i just wish i could f*** him right now."
Girl 4-"I know right, i just want to ride that massive cock"
by Hornyshrek2004 July 22, 2019
Get the Milesmug. by Zed Numar July 26, 2021
Get the Crow's milemug. Scrawny ass bitch, with a faggot girlfriend, and a little penis. He can’t pull for shit, and has hella chuzz, and hella AIDS.
NIGGA DONT BE A MILES
by Budging April 29, 2025
Get the Milesmug. when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
Get the Five mile fake outmug. Person 1: "Hey, do you know what we are putting in today?"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"
by Thronley January 8, 2023
Get the Nauti Milesmug. by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021
Get the Miles The Salmonmug.