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Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.
Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”
by Bg0991 April 7, 2019
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Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.
person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021
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Father

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom
by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022
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Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"
Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W
by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022
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father's stove

The inside of your father's butt
Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!

Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!
by Daddys.Girl1987 October 27, 2017
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Father Oak

Person 1: OMG ITS LITERALLY FATHER OAK

Father Oak: Bro fuck off and kill yourself
by Silver Recon November 2, 2023
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