granola fucker

a term used to describe modern day hippies and hippie movement revivalists.

hippie: Hey earth brah, wanna sign my petition to legalize marijuana?
guy 1: I'll sign, but only cuz I like my weed. Now go take a shower, you stank-ass granola fucker!!

by Son of Stone July 8, 2010

daddy fucker

Opposite of Mother Fucker

You Dirty Daddy Fucker!!

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

god fucker

one who has sexual intercourse with a deity in order to good fortune; also used in a manner to piss off religious people

You are a god damn god fucker.

by Gerald February 27, 2005

bellybutton fucker

when one is fat enough that the bellybutton is surrounded in fat and belly button has enough fat surrounding it for it to become large enough to stick a penis into the hole and fuck it.

i don't know if i am fucking a vagina or a bellybutton but it feels damn good... i am a bellybutton fucker

by smashedflat January 12, 2008

pleb fucker

the copulate ( exersise sexual activites) with a hawking (retard).

" sam chapple you could technically call me a pleb fucker... well only because i shaged your mum

by joe hillman March 16, 2004

Duck Fucker

Cast member of the show Duck Dynasty.

I'm on the show Duck Dynasty, therefore I'm a duck fucker.

by Rickstering October 27, 2014

Fat Fucker

Someone who isn't such a bad guy, just fat. Not to be confused with a Fat Fuck, which is completely different.

Don't ever get caught between that fat fucker and a box of doughnuts.

by Phantom Friend February 2, 2020