verb:
to give someone/something a twenty-pound baby , to give them/it an extremely wide berth; to avoid
to give someone/something a twenty-pound baby , to give them/it an extremely wide berth; to avoid
by Milo November 24, 2003
Get the Twenty-pound babymug. For ATHLETES, this refers to a three lift total of Back Squat, Bench Press, Power Clean. The Athletes 1000 pound club differs from the jag/naf/gym rat 1000 pound club, in that, it disregards Deadlift and uses Power Clean. Dead lift is not an athletic lift. Power Clean is an Olympic lift.
Dave: I am in the 1000 pound club.
Greg: How much do you Power Clean?
Dave: What is power clean?
Greg: You are weak and non-athletic.
Dave: You're right, I'm lame for using Deadlift max.
Greg: How much do you Power Clean?
Dave: What is power clean?
Greg: You are weak and non-athletic.
Dave: You're right, I'm lame for using Deadlift max.
by D-One February 11, 2014
Get the 1000 pound clubmug. by mandingoe January 18, 2005
Get the give me my poundsmug. A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.
guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010
Get the pound sand in your assmug. To jack off intensively to an extremely large amount of notty porn until you're on your back gasping for air.
Yesterday I pound back some notties to pics. of notty girls fingering their asses in an auditorium full of 3rd graders until I collapsed onto my back and had to call 911.
by MoshpitMania March 11, 2014
Get the pound back some nottiesmug. by flushed emoji 😳 June 9, 2022
Get the forty two pounds of sandmug. The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
by droopscrotty December 30, 2016
Get the Pre-Hooters pound offmug.