The act of performing anilingus on one's girlfriend and simultaneously reaching around to stimulate her vaginal area by hand. Term derived from the "rusty trombone" as women are not equipped with a trombone-like appendage; moreover the originator of the term maintains that while they do not know how to play the autoharp, the term merely sounds hilarious.
by dirty-ass mofo November 6, 2010
Get the Rusty Autoharpmug. A sexual act in which an ugly red headed person gives you oral pleasure and spits the ejaculatory fluid back onto you.
by Adam "Sneak Attack" Selby October 29, 2008
Get the Rusty Camelmug. by booskie562 October 23, 2008
Get the Rusty Flanaganmug. A gang bang situation involving four men, two women, and two simultaneous instances of double anal. Think of it as a possible byproduct of DVDA after adding one more chick.
Dude, why is Sandra walking with a limp?
She totally did a rusty 2x4 last night. Her asshole must hurt more than the stomach of a starving African that just ate a 5 course Thanksgiving dinner.
She totally did a rusty 2x4 last night. Her asshole must hurt more than the stomach of a starving African that just ate a 5 course Thanksgiving dinner.
by seriouslyiamthesauceboss September 5, 2011
Get the Rusty 2x4mug. by Dark Light March 19, 2008
Get the Rusty Eyemug. when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.
by lkjhhjkl January 2, 2010
Get the rusty trombonemug. When some dude is getting all hot and sweaty with some girl on a cold evening, then she totally doesn't want his cold meat package in her puss. So she takes out a lighter and holds it up to her bumhole then backs that thing up next to his junk. Then she lets out a huge shart, allowing the steamy flamed up shards of poopoo warm up his cock for ultimate warm pleasure on the cold sexy night.
It was cold the other night because my heater broke, so my girl gave me a rusty charmander to warm me up
by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010
Get the Rusty Charmandermug.