Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016

pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

A fish pole

Its where two guys attach the piercings on their penises together and pulls up on the base of the penis while aroused.

Jeff and i tried A fish pole, It hurt.

by WhothefkRu June 16, 2011

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

pole skinner

a girl that even your grandmother can tell that if she hasn't fucked your best friend yet- she will eventually.

I wish I would've broken up with her when my grandmother told me she was a pole skinner or at least before she fucked all my friends.

by lizadub May 4, 2011

Lewis pole

A sexual predator of the jungle with a very loud bird call

I see a Lewis Pole yesterday

by anonymous September 30, 2023

ready the pole

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.

Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.

by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023