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mia hood

hey mia hood can i have some tiny teddies?

no.

please!

fine.
by truebluemeanings August 27, 2020
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Hood friends

Someone who is your friend and anywhere from the hood
by Rawr the bear May 7, 2018
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hood support

Being supported for being in the hood
Me: Hey, I've joined the "hood"...
Friend: Cool, do you need anything?
Me: Well yeah, I could have some support and encouragement
Friend:Well you can count on my "hood support"
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Hood buzz

When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical.

Common signs of Hood Buzz:
saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc.
1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.

2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club.

Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby"
by BigBallzDudley July 10, 2011
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hood math

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.
Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math
by Kocfight23 December 1, 2018
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Hood Sense

A form of logic reserved for people from the hood.
You should have used your hood sense when filling out the Section 8 application.

You should have used your hood sense when you applied for the EBT card.
by Bashira November 12, 2018
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Hood Rat

Hood Rat : a person who lives in the ghetto or public housing with no intent to make it out of there. A hoodrat is usually unemployed and won't seek employment because they instead chose to live off of government assistance, child support payments, and food stamps. They often have unplanned children with one or multiple "baby daddies", some of which end up in jail or simply run because of their mistake. Food stamps are often spent on Flammin' Hot Cheetos. Any money that they do have gets spent on Ciroc. Usually will find hood rats wearing PJs and Jordan’s and public with blonde or red rays nest.
What’s wrong with that girl”
“She’s just a hood Rat”
by Bebe12345 June 19, 2018
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