Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 09, 2011
by thatfootballguy12849 December 15, 2021
A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players
"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"
by Voidless void May 12, 2024
i collect football medals
by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003
A World-Class Footballer Is Someone Who Ranks In The Top 5 Players In That Position. The Player Must Also Be Performing At A High Level For The Last 3 Seasons.
THESE ARE THE ONLY World-Class Footballer IN THE EPL: KDB, VVD, ALISSON, SALAH, FABINHO, TRENT, ROBERTSON, HARRY KANE, SON, LUKAKU, RONALDO.
by Footy Geek September 08, 2021
A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.
by booksandtea June 14, 2017
by Createroffootbally December 30, 2020