CANCER

JAKE PAUL

JAKE PAUL IS CANCER

by JGNBNB August 21, 2018

cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid

kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile

by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023

cancer

this is a person who uses op hero but doesn't know how to use it

guy1-i pick yasuo
guy2-cancer ampota

by mrniceguy. March 30, 2021

Cancer Culture

To ruin a public entity, content creator, or an artists' life because they expressed their opinion.

See: brain cancer

Kelly: I started engaging in cancer culture, i just called out a writer for messaging "hello" to his wife.

Dan: Looks like you got brain cancer...

by l1b3r4lf0rm4l1ty June 8, 2025

Turbo cancer

Oh wow holy shit!

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

Cancer

Jake and Logan Paul... the unknown hidden sins of Donald trump

Their content is cancer

by PyseusomethingIdontknow June 14, 2018

cancer intro

A cancerous intro template most commonly used on YouTube by cancerous YouTubers.
The problem about cancer intro's is that the intro itself isn't bad but the fact that SO MANY people use it because they cannot make an intro.

Stomedy has cancer little intro.
Thot cancer intro looks so cancer.
Lemme smash that cancer intro.

by Yarnu da grut March 30, 2018