Lambda Chi Alpha

Lambda men are cute little short kings. Majority of them respects women. Never really had any roofie rumors. All good grades, but they are all kinda stupid. A lot of them could pull, but no one has ever heard of them being with a women. There are a couple of man whores though.

"Hey are you going to the Lambda Chi Alpha Dayge? It's their annual Olympics party."

"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."

by penishehe69 August 27, 2023

Alpha Jogger

Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.

God John is such a alpha jogger

by TheBatmangod May 15, 2018

Joshua Alpha

Part of the Rizzly Tizzly's, a magnificent man. Truly an individual to look up to, aspire to be like, and become. I would glaze Joshua Alpha.

Wow, look how Joshua Alpha is playing Tarkov, I want to be as good as him!

by Veipy December 31, 2024

Alpha

Alpha people are not pussy. They are better than beta and can do great things like pullin' bitches.

Beta: Those 2 girls. Lemme pull that girl right there. You can pull the other one.
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha

by Zxify_Da2nd May 15, 2023

Darkness alpha claw

Is a very gay streamer

Darkness alpha claw is a monster

by Hellhound77 November 9, 2023

Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.

He is a total Alpha Muffin.

by Justall50 March 31, 2024

alpha nan

A form of nan, somewhat resembling an alpha wolf. Can be seen in care homes around the globe and are known as vicious predators, often demolishing their counterparts as far back as 1836. Last known alpha Nan attack was in the winter of 2014 where multiple alphas fought it out over a Terry’s chocolate orange. 16 people were injured in the attack and some were punished to the death.

Watch out, I heard that an alpha nan is near us.

by Nan hunter October 14, 2020