Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020
Get the Stoner boner mug.While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.
My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.
by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021
Get the Stoner sip mug.A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
by supeeps February 17, 2014
Get the stoners tea mug.When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.
If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.
by Another Roxtar December 3, 2013
Get the stoner puke mug.Stoner Pussy happens after the consumption of oui’d whether it be smoking eating or drinking. Like how when you sweat it smells like weed because the THC stores itself in fat cells, except it’s your puss juices.
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