Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks

Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”

by Ascience August 27, 2021

Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.

1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.

by adamfaulk November 28, 2017

Accrington Steamer

Blind fold a woman and crap between her breasts.

Used as a chat up line. Hello beautiful, if you’re still here when the bar closes how about we go for an Accrington Steamer.

by Ainsi316 January 24, 2024

Maple Steamer

An anal sex act when the guy is cumming and the woman has diarrhea at the same time making a thick hot syrup texture.

John knew Abby had been having constant diarrhea, but he never minded a maple steamer after anal.

by Pancakeater10 October 12, 2019

Tahoe Steamer

Noun: An individual who routinely takes the most dubious and visceral shits.

“He clogged two toilets in only a week, that guys is a certified Tahoe Steamer.”

by Jewish bob the builder July 24, 2023

Sriracha Steamer

1. Having anal sex after one or both parties have digested a spicy meal.

2. Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after a spicy meal.

After that dope stir fry I made, the sriracha was really going to make things hot after dinner. I knew that a sriracha steamer was in order.

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by LtDingleDangle September 14, 2016

Josh steamer

A raw lamb that's been dipped in butter

Also applicable: Joshua steamer

Person 1: "Want a Josh steamer?"
Person 2: "what the fuck is a josh steamer"

by bingula May 29, 2025