square ass nigga

1. Someone with no sense of humor
2. Someone that is unwilling to bend the rules to have fun
3. Someone who is basic

Same as a 'stiff' or a 'square'

My roommates cool, but hes a square ass nigga, i can't even smoke around him

by baebby July 8, 2017

square root of 69

Mouthwash

Square root of 69

In your mouth

by qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgg July 30, 2016

WC Squared (wc2)

World Class Wonder Cunt

Here comes the WC's new boss ..the WC
Squared ..twice as ineffective,but twice as powerful

by frog 514 November 25, 2002

square needle cure

Another name for receiving a vasectomy.

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!

by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017

Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.

I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014

1000 Square Wipe

When you take a huge shit that requires a lot of toilet paper squares.

Tom: Sorry Jerry I missed the game, I had to take the 1000 Square Wipe

by DNJosh January 27, 2021

Ghost Riding Squared

while you are doing a ghost ride (look at definition 10) but instead of just waving outside the window, you ghost ride the whip with your car outside

Jack: you wont believe what i did last night man
jim: what was it?
jack: i was fuckin my wife's cos (see 3rd definition) so hard from the back when bobby came in and took over&then i went out front, hopped in my caddy and ghost rode the whip! i was ghost riding squared!!!
jim: damnnnn thats hot/funny/weird ass

by Weezy Jr. December 21, 2008