ass shaker

A Bitch that make you want to eat the butt

She shaking her ass so good I want to eat that Shit all up ass shaker

by koolcid92one11 June 29, 2014

Dick Shaker

A woman who is horrible at seducing.

Did you hear? Jen is a dick shaker

by aaaaaamazing December 6, 2015

land sake

A early exclamation used in a similar context to "well shit" or "oh shit".

Land sake child, you scared me!

Also see land sakes alive for similar expressions

by Momma_Kat January 3, 2017

mcdonalds shake machine

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

Rump Shaker

Another term for fat booty cheeks

When asked for payment, Alex replied, "do you take rump shaker?".

by Gggghjbftgvvdaa224fv October 14, 2022

Stick in the shake

Being a stick in the shake is way more irritating then dealing with a stick in the mud.

Devon: Lindsey is being such a stick in the mud....she never lets me get what I want, it's like trying to have sex with a medieval hooker......

John: Na man she's being a stick in the shake......sounds more like a pussy that way

by rapmastaflasta April 16, 2011

Rio Vista Milk-Shake

During sex while doing it doggy style, as the male comes to reach his climax and ejaculates between the womans buttcheeks, and the male spanks the womans buttox from both sides making a thick, milky mess (better after the woman takes a long poop without wiping,{the rio vista CHOCOLATE milkshake ;).})

STEVEN: Dude, my sheets are ruined from that Rio Vista Milk-Shake :)
RYAN: WOW! :) Vanilla or Chocolate
STEVEN: Smell my sheets! you tell me :)

by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011