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Secret sleeper

Someone who has consumed a large amount of alcohol and suddenly leaves the room or party to pass out without notice.
That Luther is always a secret sleeper, disappearing in the middle of the party.
by Modkrew16 December 28, 2013
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secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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Secrets of worldwide participants

We all know Preshy now today we would be talking about her secrets,

Now Preshy was allegedly raped by Sammy whennn Sammy was dating Oma you might think preshy did not like it but she did!!! She officially cheated on palm wine. THERE IS A VIDEO ON THE WORLDWIDE YOUTUBE CHANNEL SBOUT ALL THIS. you guys think preshy is holy or a "good girl" but she isn't she has had sex with Sammy multiple times But she is now a changed girl tho and yes Preshy ad Benjamin had once dated before so there you have it folks so the real question is "SHOULD PRESHY AND PALM WINE BE DIVORCED???''
SECRETS OF WORLDWIDE PARTICIPANTS pt5
by Ebuksam January 7, 2023
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secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better
“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”
by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021
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Secret Skanker

Someone Who Skanks Secretly e.g.

Some Random Person That Nobody Knows The Skanks When People Are Not Looking
Some Random Person That Nobody Knows That Secret Skanks When People Are Not Looking This Is Called The Secret Skanker
by The Secret Skanker May 1, 2009
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Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017
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