a special little boy who is also a know sex offender in your area. does not get any bithces and doesn't ask out his gf on valentines day. sam cannot compute any social situations and he loves little kids.
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Get the sam curran mug.To leave someone who you aren't yet officially dating completely in the dust for no reason whatsoever. The action usually begins with a pathetic one night stand with your Ivy League ex-girlfriend at a Say Anything concert. When you get excited that your Princeton Princess will get back together with you, she won't because, well, her Princeton Prince is just way smarter than you, at which point, you will settle for the Asian slut just begging to change your Facebook picture to Hello Kitty. You will let her change your Facebook picture, along with your interested in to say that you're gay, and then you will proceed to give her the original innocent girl you left behind's Death Cab ticket.
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