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redneck vegas

"Johm were goin to redneck vegas you goin?"
redneck vegas by TippierGnome84 November 22, 2019

redneck nachos 

Doritos with Kraft slices, heated in a microwave. Truckstop Mexican food for when you're deep in the woods and there's no true Mexican food for hundreds of miles around.
Alejandro craved Mexican food after his fourth blunt but there was nothing available, so he prepared redneck nachos with leftovers. Adapt, improvise, overcome!
redneck nachos by brunito February 9, 2020

Redneck Correct 

it's like politically correct but redneck version.
I don't speak Spanish, I speak Mexican. Sorry I'm just being redneck correct
Redneck Correct by Redneck(69) April 15, 2020

Redneck cigarette 

-Shit dude I forgot my smokes!
-Its alright man I got loose tobac.
-Another redneck cigarette, what is this? A trailer park?
Redneck cigarette by NutJoicer November 6, 2020

Redneck Retirement 

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)
"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.

Redneck donut 

When you eat your sister's asshole. Like a glazed donut.
I'm gonna go home and give my sister a redneck donut.
Redneck donut by Redneck donut November 13, 2020