A phenomenon wherein self-described leftwing, queer, and LGBT "allies" condemn and demonize heterosexual fan service for normal people while maintaining explicit double standards for homosexual, trans, and female-oriented fanservice. Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the fact that much of fiction is meant to be a form of escapism. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such groups often found themselves opposed to in previous decades when they campaigned for sexual liberation.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man 2 looks like? Shut up, you're a porn-brained incel."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
by JD_543975834 December 27, 2023
An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 01, 2024
A queer identity from the imagination of Hannah Gatsby meaning someone who prefers a cup of tea over a can of V. A cocktail over a cock-tail and good book over a good sook. Basically the natural counterpart to the twink identity.
They are a t-cup queer, dude, you want find them out of their oodie after 5 pm.
Dating a t-cup queer is hard, they will runaway if you approach them too quickly and they are amused by the weirdest shit...
Dating a t-cup queer is hard, they will runaway if you approach them too quickly and they are amused by the weirdest shit...
by WitnWhild February 19, 2023
by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023
I ran into a Russian yesterday and I was like, 'What up you jelly queer! How's living in Soviet Russia?'.
by WEELEMONZ0 June 12, 2011
Dam this guy I knew in college fucked his ex gfs new boyfriend to get back at her!! He’s not gay but he did it for revenge, he’s revenge queer.
by Ray and Albert May 03, 2021
He's a not straight, he a queer starmer