Jiffy Poo

The act of entering a room with something to say, farting, then quickly exiting before anyone notices what you have done

*Hudesman just pulled a jiffy poo*

by Cait and Adam October 19, 2004

poo poker

Linked to shit stabber

He pokes the poo.

by Michael Ryan December 16, 2003

poo jab

To put one's finger or head up another's ring piece.

In jail some may poo jab you if you don't allow them to have sex with you willingly.

by Jarryd The Great September 5, 2006

poo farmer

a poo farmer is an odd individual who, in their spare time, collects floating poo's from public toilets, then takes them home to freeze (most likely in a standard household freezer) in order to carry out perverse sexual acts with the frozen poo.
can be spelt poofarmer or poo-farmer

"hey jim do you want to come poo farming tonight?"

"she's weird, she is a poo farmer"

by ermatty August 20, 2008

kissy poo

someone you love and like to kiss alot, you might call them your kissy poo.

I love you so much, your my kissy poo.

by Tatjana August 28, 2005

Penis poo

The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.

So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.

by JewyMcJewJew777 October 29, 2015

stinky poo

poo that is stinky, usually pooped by stinky dogs

"that dog just shat some stinky poo"

by my precious October 21, 2007