Pizza love

Pizza love is a scale used to assess your love for someone. Ie. Saving your last slice of pizza for the love of your life even if you are still hungry. A similar scale can be used with rolos!

"Here I've saved you my last slice of pizza, that's how much I love you". "Wow babe, that's true pizza love!"

by bertieb999 November 7, 2015

hole pizza

a woman on the rag with a yeast infection

I was so drunk last night I ate a hole pizza and didn't know it until I looked in the mirror in the morning. Yumm.

by Rusty Metal October 19, 2009

Pizza boy

Rich kid who owns a pizza franchise

Person1: Bruh did you hear pizza boy just bought ANOTHER pair of AirPods

Person2: yeah bro that pizza boy rich as hell

by gOlA cHiLiS December 4, 2019

pizza porn

"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum

person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall

by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021

Pizza Cucked

When your wife leaves the house because she doesn't have to be around you and gets pizza without you.

Jeremy: My wife went out for pizza without me and I'm angry about it. So I'm gonna win this round and I'm gonna pee
Ethan: No way bro you got Pizza Cucked so hard you peed in your basement

by iHasPancreas November 15, 2021

pizza ass

it's when your ass is so covered with zits, you cant even take a crap without poping a dozen of them. quite nasty.

dude:jesus christ! u a pizza ass! thats disgusting!

chick:yeeea..., u should propably wear a condom.
dude:yeah ok.

by blank babushka October 4, 2009

pizza boy

The boy you uncontrollably want to have a sex-only relationship with.

Rampa: Check out that boy shopping for toothpaste. What a hottie!!
Rumpa: You should make him your pizza boy.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006