owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018

Archive of our own

A fanfiction website, where the mods censor you for even speaking about palestine, yet allow roblox child rape fanfictions. Genuinely one of the most demented websites on this planet

Guy 1: Watcha reading?
Guy 2: Oh i'm reading 007n7 raping Coolkidd on Archive of our own
Guy 1:Can you blow your shit CLEAN OFF.

by pedophile ENDER August 13, 2025

tossing your own pancake

Another term for female masturbation

Person 1 : "I studied really hard last night"

Person 2: " No I bet you were just tossing your own pancake"

Person 1: " Yeah you're probably right"

by GetRekt69M8 June 10, 2016

He Owns Elephants

A way for middle schoolers to call someone a hoe to their face with out them knowing

Lol He Owns Elephants. She was with 3 guys last night

by Smg May 8, 2018

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 14, 2020

I'm my own boss

Become self-employed.

since I'm my own boss, my hours are flexible

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025