Cartography Table

A very sexy object that anyone could bang at any time

Bob” look at that sexy cartography table, i would smash.”

by Big_pp_energy November 23, 2019

Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.

Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”

by Pensisnep October 14, 2021

table whacker

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.

by DailyTableWhacker July 31, 2019

league tables

Lists of schools or colleges from the best down to the worst

League tables for schools and colleges may actually help unintentionally to perpetuate inequalities, while claiming to promote the raising of standards.

by Jud'Ed March 22, 2018

Table biter

A person whom when they laugh they look like they are trying to bite the table.

She is such a table biter🙄

by Jonathanmcbonathan June 7, 2020

Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.

by Jeff789852 January 28, 2010

gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.

"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up

by trainfan February 13, 2025