The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 9, 2015

food chubb scale

On A scale from 1-10 describing how good a food dish looks.

I give that ribeye a 10 on the food chubb scale.

by DeathGadget September 12, 2021

Sanctusian scale

A scale ranging from 1 to 3, measuring peepee lengths, 3 being massive and 2 being average. Nothing outside this scale exists, that would not be realistic.

“My peepee is a 3 on the Sanctusian Scale.”

“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”

“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”

by Sollygiise May 21, 2023

scale it

when a drug dealer usually with marijuana is very cautious about how much is given when in a deal

Person: hey let me get a gram for $10
Dealer : ok no problem, let me scale it

by baby youngster July 6, 2016

suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,

I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.

by Shartified June 20, 2022

tori scales

Tori Scales is the best friend you could ask for and she’s so stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful. She’s so caring and amazing.

Person 1: who is that beautiful, sweet person?
Person 2: Probably Tori Scales!
Person 1: Makes sense.

by makayla.towe August 5, 2022

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.

A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.

by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023