New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty
Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?
by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024
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New York hillbilly

A person that resides in the state of ny and exhibits degenerate traits. This includes a reclusive alcoholic. Someone that Acts and partakes in childish acts of aggressive behavior instead of acting like an adult. Brags about their masculinity but then vapes for the flavor. Always wears boots even when wearing shorts and loves to go up state to get fucked up. Likes cars and trucks. But not in the respectable way as a mechanic would or someone the generally enjoys an automobile for engineering and functionality but instead likes it because it goes vroom vroom and is compensating.
Stay away from southern Tier county that’s where all the New York hillbilly live
by Bingo Bongo Gimme da Congo February 06, 2020
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New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.
"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.
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New York lottery

The lottery service for the state of New York most loved by wny
I want to be lucky and win the New York lottery
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new york thing

Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.
What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.
by Sp100 April 07, 2020
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NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
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